Good lord I need it

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 07/02/2020 at 09:27 • Filed to: None

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just... just LOOK AT IT.

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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 09:29

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Er, do we need to stage an intervention?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 09:31

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it horrible. 

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 09:33

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Wow. I'm shocked that it still exists.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 09:37

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I appreciate the blueness of it, the 90s GM-ness tho...

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 09:47

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Upon further reflection, I need to augment my earlier comment... That Grand Prix, with hood decal, and matching body-color wheel covers is perfectly “staged ” (to use the Realtor parlance) for the target buyer demographic...

Next to a playground, with kids playing nearby, and open bags of candy on the passenger seat.

WilliamsSW > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 09:48

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That is the most irritating ad this side of an all caps CL rant listing $15k of “investments” in shitty mods on a clapped out Subaru.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > WilliamsSW 07/02/2020 at 10:04

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...how?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 07/02/2020 at 10:04

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Fuckin yikes, dude.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 10:07

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Sorry. Shit-post got away from me. I apologize.

“Present Company Excluded”.

And, in fact, I do own a white van. But not that kind of white van.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/02/2020 at 10:09

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incorrect.

WilliamsSW > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 10:19

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I feel like Doug wrote it, and at some point for me he went from “funny and entertaining” to “very annoying”.

The weird thing is that his articles were what brought me to Jalopnik and Oppo, but I can’t read him anymore. 

someassemblyrequired > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 10:24

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body color wheels need to be a thing again

Butsen-Katsun > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 10:28

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Wow a stick shift? I didn’t think you could get that with a V6 in those. I bet they sold like 2% optioned like so.

Only way this could be better if it was a TGP. I'd drive it.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > shop-teacher 07/02/2020 at 10:38

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I’m shocked at the lack of Juggalo stickers. 

Shift24 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 11:19

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Wait thats a manual v6 ? How rare is that Grand Prix?

I loved those tails for those years, I like the covered nose? better as it looked sleaker but still a cool car.

And for probably $3-4k it would be a very clean and unusual daily

Hooker > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/02/2020 at 12:13

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The wheels absolutely make it. I’m in. 

shop-teacher > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 07/02/2020 at 12:34

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Lol!